A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to giveme $5 for it."Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself.But they pay me $25."The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted somemore before going their separate ways.Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in thedonation center.Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
A blonde and a brunette were talkin..
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend ha..
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Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes..
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel..
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A very desperate marriage..
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up ..
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How many blondes does it take to ma..
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix..
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The Chinese construction worker...
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an Italia..
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