Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She went around the house and set allthe clocks to 9:25 or so, then ran frantically intohis room, and woke him up yelling "John! John! Youoverslept!" He was just about out the door before shebroke down and let him in on the joke.
A guy from weather bureau..
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A woman goes into a bar and orders ..
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the ba..
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Potential and Reality..
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for h..
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Jack and the Beanstalk..
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the clouds. After ..
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A man walks into a doctor office..
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his le..
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