After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and afriend came across a chicken, and John was terrified."Why are you so afraid, you're not a grainof wheat after all," his friend asked.John replied, "You know it and I know it,but the chicken doesn't know it."Sent by Marc
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