Two buddies get together and decide to...
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired ofdoing it with his wife all the time, theother not having it done for a long time. Anyways the married one goes up andcomes down and says " My wife is muchbetter". "Allright" goes the other guy," Let me go try the same woman."Well he goes and screws the whore,comes than says to his buddy, " You areright man, Your wife is much better."
Morris was passing a small courtyar..
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw an..
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A businessman boards a flight.....
66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolu..
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How did you break YOUR leg??..
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities..
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Will this operation hurt me at all?..
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my ..
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The Golfer vs. The Fisherman..
Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he do..
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