One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.They drove around for hours, and it soon became late. The driver was geting rather tired and found it difficult to keep his eyes open.Suddenly, the limo hit a huge bump and and the two men heard a terrible scream.The limo driver stopped the car immediatly to see what had happened. Bill Clinton soon got out of the car also, to investigate. "What happened?!" asked Bill. "I ran over a pig," replied his driver. Bill Clinton looked horrified. "Well go over to that farmhouse and tell them what you did. That pig could have been their's." So the driver walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. Bill Clinton waited in the limo for nearly 2 and a half hours. Finally, the limo driver came back and got back into the car. Bill Clinton, infuriated that his driver had left him alone for so long, demanded to know where he had been. "Do you know how long you've been gone?! What happened up there?" he asked. The limo driver, happily confused, replied, "Those people up there threw me a huge party." Bill Clinton, confused himself, asked, "What? Why?" The limo driver started up his car and answered, "I told them I was driving Bill Clinton around, and I ran over the pig."
More jokes
True Newspaper Headlines...OY!..
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their mo..
Full joke here
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their mo..
Full joke here
Lack Of Meat In Poland..
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Po..
Full joke here
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Po..
Full joke here
A man went to the police station wi..
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken int..
Full joke here
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken int..
Full joke here
Writing letters to son..
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
Full joke here
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
Full joke here
Smoking doesn't kill people.....
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn’t kill people. People who are trying to qui..
Full joke here
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn’t kill people. People who are trying to qui..
Full joke here