A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are you, Tom?" asked Marvin."I'm not feeling well today - utterly exhausted," Tom replied. "I pulled amuscle and it's killing me.""That pulled muscle shouldn't make you so tired, though.""Well, it does if you pull it a couple of hundred times...."
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Can any of you relate to these "addiction" quips? I sure can :)The last time you look..
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about..
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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband di..
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Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband di..
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