An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man said,"You know, 50 years ago, we were probablysitting here buck naked." The woman said, "Why don't we try that again?" So they stripped and sat down at the table again. Soon the old woman said, "Honey, my titties are as hot foryou today as they were 50 years ago."The man replied, "Of course they are dear, one's in youroatmeal and the others in your coffee!"
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