Here is this guy who really takes care of his body...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.One morning he looks into the mirror and admires hisbody. he noticed that he is really sun-tanned all over,except his penis, and he decies to do something about it.He goes to the beach, strips completey and burries himselfin the sand, except for his penis sticking out of the sand.Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and onelooks down and says "There is no justice in this world".The other lady says "What do you mean?"The first lady says "Look at that".When I was 10 Yeras old I was afriad of it.When I was 20, I was curious about it.When I was 30, I enjoyed it.When I was 40, I asked for it.When I was 50, I paid for it.When I was 60, I prayed for it.When I was 70, I forgot about it.And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild
A little old lady gets onto a crowd..
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl...
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A black guy walks into a tavern wit..
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up..
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19 putdowns and rejections!..
1 Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic...
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Your're a redneck if.....
You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and..
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How to speak Southern..
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