Democrats V. Republicans What it all boils down to ISSUE DEMOCRATS REPUBLICANS-------------------------------------------------------------------criminals Give them a second Give them the swift chance sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the poor Give them some food Give them the swift sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------endangered give them protection Give them the swiftspecies sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------dictators give them a way out Give them the swift sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the uninsured Give them some Given them the swift health care sword of death-------------------------------------------------------------------the cost $9,000,000,000, $29.95 000,000,000 (cost of one sword)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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