One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.'The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with arenames all on them.' Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?' The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that wesaved you, he is going to kill us all!'
More jokes
Advantages of older women.....
Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middl..
Full joke here
Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middl..
Full joke here
Two couples decide to spend the wee..
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get ..
Full joke here
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get ..
Full joke here
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo..
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain compe..
Full joke here
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain compe..
Full joke here
Definition of bad lover..
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman..
Full joke here
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman..
Full joke here
A stuffy matron is with a new man i..
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and..
Full joke here
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and..
Full joke here