1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
More jokes
There's a parrot on the plane..
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him..
Full joke here
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him..
Full joke here
There was this man in a mental hosp..
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and ..
Full joke here
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and ..
Full joke here
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and ..
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not..
Full joke here
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first dwarf not..
Full joke here
Blondes and Beer In Hell..
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beaut..
Full joke here
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beaut..
Full joke here
Irish ... light bulb joke..
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb a..
Full joke here
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb a..
Full joke here