A tourist from the United States of America...
A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturantin Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the bestcountry in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says,"Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in frontof the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'PresidentClinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me." TheCuban waiter replies, "We have that same freedom in Cuba. Icould stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing andnothing would be done to me too!"
Why don't blondes use vibrators?..
(Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thie..
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Smitty the Parrot's Birthday..
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty say..
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Caught in the Amazon Jungle.....
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They ge..
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What do you get when you cross a Je..
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks ..
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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde..
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on..
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