What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat?HF: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying,"No one needs meat today."
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Santa vs. system admins..
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The blonde Thanksgiving dinner..
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. T..
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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95..
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Cos..
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What do pub landlords say in Kosovo..
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, ha..
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