An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats andget prepared for an emergency landing.A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants ifeveryone was buckled in and ready."All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except onelawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."
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