A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!
More jokes
A man walked into a gift shop that ..
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw..
Full joke here
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw..
Full joke here
How many men does it take to screw ..
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw ..
Full joke here
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw ..
Full joke here
Appropriate punishment..
Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The b..
Full joke here
Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The b..
Full joke here
Economists in parades..
There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks..
Full joke here
There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks..
Full joke here
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates...
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex la..
Full joke here
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex la..
Full joke here