This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat. "Please I need to get back to England" she pleaded."If you sneak me onboard tonight I'll give you favors all the wayacross the ocean."Well needless to say later that night he put her in a duffel bagand carried her onboard. Down in the hold where she washidden he said, "When I bring you some food, twice a day,I'll collect." And being true to her word she agreed.This went on for about a week when by accident the captainfound her."Please don't get angry," she started to say and explained thestory to the captain who busted up laughing."Why are you laughing?" she demanded.He said, "Because you're on the Statten Island Ferry."
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