Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents."Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping with her on sale days."
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Overheard in Tax Office.....
The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadli..
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How Many cochroaches...?..
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