Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How about them, Cowboys?"
More jokes
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies...
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the..
Full joke here
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the..
Full joke here
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON..
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- wri..
Full joke here
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- wri..
Full joke here
Bill Gates, the Antichrist..
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 4..
Full joke here
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 4..
Full joke here
Jump out of the plane..
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small pl..
Full joke here
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small pl..
Full joke here
Death sentence cleared..
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
Full joke here
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the sto..
Full joke here