The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.'Oh,' he mused, 'It was 1945.''Isn't that a long time to go without sex?' the doctor asked.'I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 21:13.'
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