A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisperto each other and run in front of the choking lady. Onestrips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in frontof his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass.Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged foodfrom her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the twohomosexuals return to their food.One turns to the other and says,"Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!"
More jokes
When the man first noticed that his..
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But s..
Full joke here
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But s..
Full joke here
Kidnapped by a redneck?..
Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollar..
Full joke here
Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollar..
Full joke here
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman..
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make, 'cause w..
Full joke here
What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make, 'cause w..
Full joke here
The virgin and the farmer boy...
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents'..
Full joke here
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents'..
Full joke here
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tre..
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fal..
Full joke here
Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fal..
Full joke here