A woman orders a chicken sandwhich...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying to figure outwhat to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisperto each other and run in front of the choking lady. Onestrips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in frontof his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass.Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged foodfrom her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the twohomosexuals return to their food.One turns to the other and says,"Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!"
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Mom took little johnny to the docto..
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did ..
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Happily Addicted to the Web..
Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',From my mout..
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I just needed to use your car..
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stole..
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Once in a medieval times, there was..
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner..
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