A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami."Would you like it sliced, sir?" the shopkeeper asked politely."What do you think I am?" replied the fag, "...a money box!"
More jokes
How can ya tell when a woman has fu..
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer..
Full joke here
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer..
Full joke here
Three Proof That Jesus Was.....
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived ..
Full joke here
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived ..
Full joke here
What's the difference between a pol..
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A ..
Full joke here
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A ..
Full joke here
Santa vs. system admins..
The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and d..
Full joke here
The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and d..
Full joke here
Jokes about St. Patrick's Day..
Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled a..
Full joke here
Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled a..
Full joke here