"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years and years now!"
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