There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly. The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my wife." The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
Two kindergarten girls were talking..
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw o..
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A man, being on top of a woman.....
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, ..
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New business mergers!..
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called - Poupon Pants.(my warped se..
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Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?..
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited ab..
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True story from the WordPerfect hel..
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk emp..
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