Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?"The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer."The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"The first says, "That?s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."
More jokes
What's the difference between a com..
What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but t..
Full joke here
What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but t..
Full joke here
The Blond and the Brunette...
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and t..
Full joke here
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the engine blew and t..
Full joke here
Simplified income taxes..
REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How mu..
Full joke here
REVENUE CANADA *T1-SIMPLIFIED TAX FORMNew Simplified Tax Form for 2000 Taxes1. How mu..
Full joke here
Investigating a terrible accident..
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except..
Full joke here
There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except..
Full joke here
What is a breathanalyzer?..
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the nex..
Full joke here
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the nex..
Full joke here