Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water"."Oh stewardess! Are there any sharks in the ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified."Yes, I'm afraid there are some. But not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just rub the gel onto your arms and legs"."And if I do this, the sharks won't eat me any more?" asks the little lady."Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much".
More jokes
A French guest, staying in a hotel ..
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Bl..
Full joke here
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Bl..
Full joke here
Computer history of the world..
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Wor..
Full joke here
In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Wor..
Full joke here
A guy walks into a bar and sits dow..
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first t..
Full joke here
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first t..
Full joke here
What is the difference between a bl..
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off w..
Full joke here
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off w..
Full joke here
Three Irish women were discussing t..
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish wo..
Full joke here
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish wo..
Full joke here