Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
More jokes
Before performing a baptism, the pr..
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly..
Full joke here
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly..
Full joke here
Four nuns arrived at the gates of h..
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first..
Full joke here
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first..
Full joke here
Bunch of good one-liners..
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take ..
Full joke here
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take ..
Full joke here
Why do they say that eating yogurt ..
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Bec..
Full joke here
Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Bec..
Full joke here
A man and a woman were waiting at t..
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doi..
Full joke here
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doi..
Full joke here