Looks bad on resume cover letters
1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.3. I'll kill myself if I don't get a job.4. I know where you live.5. Any sentence beginning with "I was recently acquitted."6. I'm really tall, so I think I'd be well suited to this job.7. Happy faces.8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.9. I'm confident that I'll get this job. The voices told me.
Three guys enter a disabled swimmin..
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no le..
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The Pearly Gates Computer..
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a comput..
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You Know You're Out Of College When..
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking..
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An old man and an old woman were si..
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of thei..
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Three is equal to four..
Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c..
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