The copy machine handout
In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet.The copier is out of order!Yes, we have called the service man.Yes, he will be in today.No, we cannot fix it.No, we do not know how long it will take.No, we do not know what caused it.No, we do not know who broke it.Yes, we are keeping it.No, we do not know what you are going to do now.Thank You
A young Jewish man excitedly tells ..
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get mar..
Full joke here
Forget your daughter.....
Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princ..
Full joke here
Leper at the World Series..
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he gets there, he h..
Full joke here
There was a little old man who had ..
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopp..
Full joke here
Ladies - here's the Pefect Man!..
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named..
Full joke here