Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at your house begging for toast.8. Your monthly statements are handwritten, in crayon.7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't speak English.6. You notice Kato Kaelin is sleeping in the vault.5. Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped in tin foil.4. All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants.3. Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos.2. Toll-free customer service line is: 1-800-GET-HOSED.1. Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez
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