Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.He said "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.""Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"He said "about ten gallons."
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