Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids....alone.9. He refers to you as "Our Little Mascot."8. The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."7. Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.6. He always tells you that only wimps call for back-up.5. He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.4. He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.3. He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.2. You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery, and a broken air conditioner.1. Your locker is also the broom closet!!
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