Visiting kindergarten
Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted."One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person."Yes," said the policeman, "the detectives want him very badly."So Little Tommy asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um, mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?"
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During her annual checkup, the well..
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Some people are sitting in a bar.....
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNA..
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There was a drunk man walking down ..
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A p..
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