In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories about government research scientists hired out for civilian business uses was the Argonne National Laboratory's helping McDonald's to find a way to speed up french frying. A team headed by physicist Tuncer Kuzay, who interrupted his work on advanced photons, placed sensors inside the frozen fries and was able to design special frying baskets to deal with the effect of steam created by melting ice crystals and to cut 30 to 40 seconds off each batch's frying time.
More jokes
Playgirl Rejection Letter..
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wi..
Full joke here
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wi..
Full joke here
A priest is teaching a nun how to s..
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really ..
Full joke here
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really ..
Full joke here
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmar..
"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two..
Full joke here
"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two..
Full joke here
A letter to John Hinkley..
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just..
Full joke here
Mr. John Hinkley St. Elizabeth Hospital Washington D.C. Dear John, Hillary and I just..
Full joke here
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)..
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partri..
Full joke here
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partri..
Full joke here