If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas...
They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Thanksgiving, and placed out for viewing the day after the January Bowl Games.
I'm trying to prove a point..
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife ..
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A girl sees three dogs in the park ..
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" s..
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Insult Collection #16..
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a di..
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An old man is sitting on the park b..
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him ..
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Where are the fingers?..
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentall..
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