Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern.Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.Cache - Needed when you go to da store.Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.Diskette - A female Disco dancer.Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.Rom - Where the pope lives.Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.Serial port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.Scsi - What you call your week-old underwear.
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