Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitiveJan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show hostKum Hia: Approach meLao Ze Sho: Gilligan's IslandLao Ze: Not very goodLin Ching: An illegal executionMoon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space programNe Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signsShai Gai: A bashful personTai Ne Bae Be: A premature infantTai Ne Po Ne: A small horseTen Ding Ba: Serving drinks to peopleWan Bum Lung: A person with T.B.Yu Mai Te Tan: Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with youWa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobileWai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity?Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice
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