Fortune cookie mistake
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.On Saturday last, I had dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. My fortune read:"You will gain admiration from your pears."Comice? Bartlett? Canned? I don't grow or eat them, anyway.
Three Irish women were discussing t..
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish wo..
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A nun comes to her Mother Superior ..
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoye..
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Painting in the nude...
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the ..
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The guide to wife translations..
The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: ..
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Out of the Greek Myths..
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party..
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