Working cards at ATMs
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.One day in line for the automatic teller I overheard:[Person 1]: Gee, I don't get it..[Person 2]: What's wrong?[Person 1]: My card wont work.[Person 2]: Did anything happen to it?[Person 1]: I don't think so... It wasn't working very well for a while, so I rubbed the strip on the back with a magnet to recharge it... Now it isn't working at all!
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Abbott calling Costello..
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