This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone the word "no" every time the cat approaches the beaker. 3.After completing steps #1 and #2, leave the cat alone with the beaker for thirty seconds.
More jokes
I love you in 9 languages!..
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
Full joke here
HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
Full joke here
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore..
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don't. You get down from a duck.-Why did th..
Full joke here
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don't. You get down from a duck.-Why did th..
Full joke here
A young lady walks into a doctors o..
A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible disch..
Full joke here
A young lady walks into a doctors office. "Doctor I'm suffering from a terrible disch..
Full joke here
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate imm..
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and..
Full joke here
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and..
Full joke here
The results of statistics..
. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. ..
Full joke here
. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. ..
Full joke here