A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation. He grabs her yanks her over thefence and takes her to his nest in the pen.There he ravishhes her and makes passionatelove to her for about 2 hours till he istranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend visits her the next day and asks" Are you hurt?" She replies. Of Course I'm hurt, He hasn'tcalled! He hasn't written!
Monica at the Dry Cleaners..
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners. T..
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Liberal Episcopalians..
Q: Hey... Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They are ..
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Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet ..
9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyb..
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A guy walks into a pet store wantin..
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautifu..
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Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season..
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding..
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