A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation. He grabs her yanks her over thefence and takes her to his nest in the pen.There he ravishhes her and makes passionatelove to her for about 2 hours till he istranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend visits her the next day and asks" Are you hurt?" She replies. Of Course I'm hurt, He hasn'tcalled! He hasn't written!
Empire State Building..
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How do you tell them apar..
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A construction worker was whistling..
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked..
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Who gave you those black eyes?..
A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black e..
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It had taken him several months, bu..
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuade..
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A man is driving down the freeway....
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; "Get gas and free sex..
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