Ten things to say about gifts you don't like
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.8. Perfect for wearing in the basement. 7. Well, well, well... 6. I really don't deserve this. 5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire! 4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. 3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious! 2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program. 1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
Wife comes home to find the old man..
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry..
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A little girl came running into the..
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she..
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Excuses for refusing dates..
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair ..
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Tim Kelly was walking therough a di..
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. "Good eveni..
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The Pepsi plane crash.....
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,..
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