From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Found on the seal of a bag of bagels: NEW IMPROVED Made the old fashioned way -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sign in a restaurant: "We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone." Heard on a radio station. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]." Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
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