These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us: Holland Sentinal, date unknown. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut: The New York Times, November 22 Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find: The Los Angeles Times, November 2 'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories: Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30 Alcohol ads promote drinking: The Hartford Courant, November 18 Malls try to attract shoppers: The Baltimore Sun, October 22 Official: Only rain will cure drought: The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men: The Sunday Oregonian, September 24 Low Wages Said Key to Poverty: Newsday, July 11
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