Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35 Chicken or Beef $2.25 Children $2.00. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
More jokes
40 Year Old Man and Woman..
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man..
Full joke here
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man..
Full joke here
For many years, the border between ..
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a politica..
Full joke here
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a politica..
Full joke here
Mother'isms! (Long Joke)..
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What ..
Full joke here
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What ..
Full joke here
A wife was berating her husband.....
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unl..
Full joke here
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unl..
Full joke here
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a spe..
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. ..
Full joke here
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it. ..
Full joke here