The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?"Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother'skeeper or my keeper's brother."
On the steps of this church two pan..
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore..
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End of the World Reports..
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADTh..
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Your're a redneck if.....
You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and..
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Sam was on his death bed, and his w..
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly..
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The first time I went to a drug sto..
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful ..
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