What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
Ken: So Mr. President.....
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don't rightly recall..
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So this guy was out on his front la..
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really having a difficult ..
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The old lady in the bank..
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding a la..
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How do you know if a lesbian is but..
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own ..
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The World's Worst Joke!..
...'Well, it wasn't that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who pe..
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