Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than hanging around like this." - David Coleman, BBC 1 TV "Not being in the Rumbelows Cup for those teams won't mean a row of beans, 'cos that's only small potatoes." - Ian St John, ITV "Oldham are leading 1-0, a well deserved victory at this stage of the game." - Tommy Docherty, Picadilly Radio Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3: "We don't appear to have Jim Fish on the line at the moment." "Are there any more great swimmers in the pipeline?" - Cliff Morgan, BBC Radio 4 "Andre Vandapole has four silver medals in cyclocross, and none of them gold." - Phil Liggott, Channel 4 TV "Well, I shall remember that catch for many a dying day."
Florida driver's license!..
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Preventive medicine belief..
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: ..
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The strength of youth..
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COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL..
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Un..
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Will I live any longer?..
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not r..
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