A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."
More jokes
During an Army war game.....
During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. sa..
Full joke here
During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. sa..
Full joke here
An irresolvable problem..
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately not..
Full joke here
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately not..
Full joke here
Tuns of Puns! Part II..
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an eleph..
Full joke here
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an eleph..
Full joke here
Valentines for the Ex!..
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and..
Full joke here
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines' cards for his daughter and..
Full joke here
Your hair smells nice..
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The ..
Full joke here
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The ..
Full joke here