Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. £1000 pounds or best offer. Reason for sale:- No longer required. Got married last weekend. Wife knows F**king everything.
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