Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
"I got your community service right here pal!" "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on." "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!" "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were." "No you robe wearing geek." "I don't suppose there's a "You get me off, I get you off" type of deal out there?" "Just out of curiousity, are you wearing pants?"
Berkowitz is having a drink at his ..
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the..
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Cronin goes to a barber shop to get..
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after..
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How many politicians does it take t..
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and an..
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Two Texan are sitting in a small to..
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: "You know, ..
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Little Carrie likes to screw..
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy wit..
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